Poetry in Segfaults 

DEBUG: nqoutes = 1sh: -c: line 0: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `”
sh: -c: line 1: syntax error: unexpected end of file
DEBUG: nqoutes = 0DEBUG: Escaped string = Viola! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran,
cast vicariously as both victim and villain
by the vicissitudes of fate.
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity,
is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone
vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to
vanquish these venal and virulent vermin
vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious
and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta,
held as a votive, not in vain, for the value
and veracity of such shall one day
vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers
most verbosei.tiASegmentation fault

That’s a segfault which I encountered while trying to hack mcabber to put a programmable filter. This thing happened to be my friend’s status message on Jabber, and I had some bug that was not terminating strings appropriately with a during some copy operation!